and so it is written...

Sunday, October 03, 2004

web economy bs generator

Ever read any tech proposals, marketing materials of corporate mission statements? Well, I now understand that they all must have used the dack.com > web > web economy bullshit generator as an essential component for making it everything sound more techy.

The jig it up fellows! Your rouse has been uncovered!

My favorites....

- exploit proactive partnerships
- synergize vertical supply-chains
- recontextualize distributed web-readiness
- envisioning front-end paradigms
- productize value-added schemas
- revolutionize granular web-readiness